OKAY FOLK, IT'S A FUNNY, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH!!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em", and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving placing your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008.......but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called "Votemmout". You simply take the first dose on November 2, 2010 and the second dose two years later in November of 2012. After that, all you have to do is avoid engaging in the behavior that caused the affliction ever again; otherwise, the problem will recur and may become permanent. This affliction is very serious, and if not treated it is contagious and will eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this outbreak, like Virginia and New Jersey, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important message along to all those who feel could benefit from this 'Alert'.
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